So you know that smug friend of yours? The one who is always bragging about only eating leaves and stems from organic, single-source bamboo trees? No matter how many times you tell them that their digestive tract is better suited to meat and that those bamboo shoots they love so much have them defecating up to 40 times a day... Yeah yeah... so what if they are literally a panda, that doesn't make it any less annoying!

Well, what better way to one up them than by wearing this stylish-yet-minimalistic bamboo watch from past, and far better spirited, sponsor, Heirs of Heaven? Forget the high road, fight fire with fire (figuratively, bamboo is quite flammable), and don't be afraid to rub your friend's cute wet nose in it! Just not too close, he may want to eat it.